The Mahjong Police Citation Notepad

$10.00

Bring a little law—and a lot of laughter—to your mahjong table with The Mahjong Police Official Citation Pad!

Do you know someone who thinks they’re the Mahjong Police? Or perhaps someone at your table is long overdue for an official citation? Now is your chance to make it official. Write up your fellow players for classic mahjong misconduct, including Charleston confusion, excessive chatter, tapping instead of racking, exposing a concealed hand, missing a joker exchange, inventing rules, painfully slow play—or the most serious offense of all: passing pure garbage!

Each citation lets you name the offender, document the details of the incident, and determine whether you’re dealing with a first, second, or repeat offender. Then assign the appropriate consequence: a verbal warning, time in Mahjong Jail, building all the walls during the next game, sitting out a game, or buying snacks and drinks for the table.

This fun 50-page, 5.5 × 8.5-inch notepad makes a hilarious addition to game night and a perfect gift for your favorite mahjong group. Keep it beside the tiles so your table’s self-appointed officer is always ready to uphold the law.

Remember: You have the right to remain silent—but anything you say may be used against you during post-game discussion!

Bring a little law—and a lot of laughter—to your mahjong table with The Mahjong Police Official Citation Pad!

Do you know someone who thinks they’re the Mahjong Police? Or perhaps someone at your table is long overdue for an official citation? Now is your chance to make it official. Write up your fellow players for classic mahjong misconduct, including Charleston confusion, excessive chatter, tapping instead of racking, exposing a concealed hand, missing a joker exchange, inventing rules, painfully slow play—or the most serious offense of all: passing pure garbage!

Each citation lets you name the offender, document the details of the incident, and determine whether you’re dealing with a first, second, or repeat offender. Then assign the appropriate consequence: a verbal warning, time in Mahjong Jail, building all the walls during the next game, sitting out a game, or buying snacks and drinks for the table.

This fun 50-page, 5.5 × 8.5-inch notepad makes a hilarious addition to game night and a perfect gift for your favorite mahjong group. Keep it beside the tiles so your table’s self-appointed officer is always ready to uphold the law.

Remember: You have the right to remain silent—but anything you say may be used against you during post-game discussion!